game freak has the chance to do something really fucking funny
alien cats 💚‼️
Pick a mundane superpower.
Never run into an animal you're afraid of: they're always just somewhere else.
Your fridge/pantry always has the ingredients you need for any dish, and enough.
Clutter instantly is put away and organized exactly how you want it, by magic.
You can't accidentally spill anything (liquid or crumbs or anything else).
All medicines taste good and are in the form that's easiest for you to take.
No time passes while you're asleep. 3 hour naps take 2 seconds.
Your food and drinks always stay the perfect temperature, hot or cold.
You can magically domesticate any animal you want and make it your pet.
You can copy memories to photos or videos to save them and show them to others.
Your clothes always fit perfectly, as if tailored, even if your body changes.
Your hair is naturally the exact color/texture/length you want, at will.
You can buy any media you want, in any format, no subscriptions or region locks.
(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)
Anonymous asked:
you ever been milked big time?
akashicrecord answered:
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
